Dog bartender comes clean about being an alien.

Local YMCA opens!

Retards get held up in gym class, seem happy about it.

Ganesha grows in Queens! Mans illness is cured :)

 

It’s for real!

This amazing plant grew from the side of his apartment in Queens.  That guy battled strange illness for years now he’s all better!  Like jesus in toast, or buddha in paint bubbles the Hindus now have a ”sign” to flock to.  “People come by daily to see it, I’ll be sad when it’s gone.”  That’s nice, he’d be a cool neighbor.

Finally, word is Guy Ritchie and Madonna are divorcing!

Hey,  Mr. Attorney put my pre-nup to work I want to keep all my babies!

Gawd, I could hardly wait for this to end.  He sucks and she’s awesome, why did she think she needed to marry him?  Lourdies Dad is way hotter!

 

Omg!! Look at those shoes?!?!?! HOT! Victoria Beckham steps out in high style!

Looks at those beauties! My foot & shoe fetish beats for these!! She’s out in Europe promoting her $250 jeans line dvd.  Whatever.

Lil’ Wayne lost big at the cup game. Still can’t figure out out where the ball is.

Damn, I got da cups???

After an interesting game of, “which cup has the ball?” Lil’ Wayne leaves his purse to the street gamer and wishes he hadn’t smoked so much weed that morning.

 

105 year old Brititsh woman never had sex! Fingers stuck together permanently from masterbation.

She found time to do other things like cooking, carving vegetables into erotic shapes, knitting, thumb wars, bathing, and reading The Art of the Shower Head.

 

OMG!!! Samantha Ronson in a bikini!!! :( Why not cute board shorts??

That’s heartbreaking.

I love them, and I love Samantha Ronson especially, but her in a bikini just isn’t right.  She looks ok, but little board shorts or boy shorts and a sports bra type bathing suit top would be the better choice.