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		<title>Dog bartender comes clean about being an alien.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Dec 2010 21:44:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Local YMCA opens!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Dec 2010 21:39:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Retards get held up in gym class, seem happy about it.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 02:49:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Ganesha grows in Queens! Mans illness is cured :)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:51:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  It&#8217;s for real! This amazing plant grew from the side of his apartment in Queens.  That guy battled strange illness for years now he&#8217;s all better!  Like jesus in toast, or buddha in paint bubbles the Hindus now have a &#8221;sign&#8221; to flock to.  &#8220;People come by daily to see it, I&#8217;ll be sad when it&#8217;s [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=knifelicker.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1714851&amp;post=975&amp;subd=knifelicker&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Finally, word is Guy Ritchie and Madonna are divorcing!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 23:11:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey,  Mr. Attorney put my pre-nup to work I want to keep all my babies! Gawd, I could hardly wait for this to end.  He sucks and she&#8217;s awesome, why did she think she needed to marry him?  Lourdies Dad is way hotter!  <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=knifelicker.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1714851&amp;post=973&amp;subd=knifelicker&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:57:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patty</dc:creator>
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		<title>Omg!! Look at those shoes?!?!?! HOT! Victoria Beckham steps out in high style!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:54:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looks at those beauties! My foot &#38; shoe fetish beats for these!! She&#8217;s out in Europe promoting her $250 jeans line dvd.  Whatever.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=knifelicker.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1714851&amp;post=967&amp;subd=knifelicker&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Lil&#8217; Wayne lost big at the cup game.  Still can&#8217;t figure out out where the ball is.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 04:29:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Damn, I got da cups??? After an interesting game of, &#8220;which cup has the ball?&#8221; Lil&#8217; Wayne leaves his purse to the street gamer and wishes he hadn&#8217;t smoked so much weed that morning.  <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=knifelicker.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1714851&amp;post=963&amp;subd=knifelicker&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>105 year old Brititsh woman never had sex! Fingers stuck together permanently from masterbation.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 04:12:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[She found time to do other things like cooking, carving vegetables into erotic shapes, knitting, thumb wars, bathing, and reading The Art of the Shower Head.  <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=knifelicker.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1714851&amp;post=960&amp;subd=knifelicker&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>OMG!!! Samantha Ronson in a bikini!!! :( Why not cute board shorts??</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 03:56:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s heartbreaking. I love them, and I love Samantha Ronson especially, but her in a bikini just isn&#8217;t right.  She looks ok, but little board shorts or boy shorts and a sports bra type bathing suit top would be the better choice. <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=knifelicker.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1714851&amp;post=958&amp;subd=knifelicker&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">celebrity photo gallery main image - Lindsay Lohan and her gal pal DJ Samantha Ronson take a dip while on vacay in Los Cabos, Mexico.</media:title>
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